I am taking over this Blog

I have given up on finding a real job and I have decided to write a cookbook.

I am not Julia Child, I am a person who hates cooking, kitchens and touching raw food. Preparing raw food sickens me. I find it disgusting.

I live in hell and have been in denial for over a year. It is time to bring some reality to my pitiful existence and try to feed myself.

I am having some trouble right now with the making of the coffee. I have always felt this was a nasty part of cooking and I entirely disagree with Big Daddy on how this should be done.

In my world you pick up a phone and call for coffee. In under 5 minutes a perfect cup of coffee is delivered to you. With a napkin and if the stars are aligned a muffin.

In BD world coffee is an ever changing kaleidoscope of wonder. Some days we have grounds mixed with beans, some days we prefer powder, some days we actually drink the puke that comes from a boiling pot.

Currently we are making coffee in an espresso type steam type machine. You put the grounds in the little basket and then you screw it up in the machine. Then you turn the button and it makes noise for about 5 seconds. It takes a break and then it starts up again, and maybe you will get some coffee. Unless there is no more water in the water type section of the machine. You never know about the water because it sometimes stays in the machine, and sometimes it does not. That is when you have water all over the counter. That is when you curse, I mean you say really bad words. Because now we have to do laundry. And really people, if I cannot cook, do you think I am Martha Stewart and can also write a home keeping book.

Not to take this off subject, but my washing machine can only do 5 dishtowels at a time.

So, I am going to really seriously look on the Internet how to make coffee with various grinds, machines, extraneous equipment and I am going to come up with the perfect way to make coffee in a shit hole and publish this recipe in my cookbook. 

This could take a couple days, so don't get all crazy if you don't hear from me in a day or two. This is serious ass business.